# the away mission had been going FINE # no hostile natives # and for once Jim wasn’t allergic to everything in sight # they were a few minutes from beaming the science team back to the ship when Spock sneezed # and sneezed again # and by the time everyone turned to look # there was a small Vulcan boy sprawled on the ground in baggy science blues # Jim blinked # McCoy blinked # and pulled out his scanner # and declared it was Spock # at about eleven years old # Jim panicked and asked Uhura to look after him # ’Why me?’ she asked with narrowed eyes # ’Because you guys used to go out! Won’t he be more comfortable with you?’ # ’He’s married to you’ she pointed out but went to where Spock was sitting on a boulder and spoke to him in Vulcan. # He grinned at her — he actually grinned — and started to giggle.# It turned out that not only had the plant (whatever the evil thing was) de-aged Spock but it had also gotten him high.# ’Great’ Jim thought as he looked at his eleven-year-old husband who was giggling and flashing the ta’al to the entire away team. # fic idea
what makes spock mad?
- someone hurts jim
- someone threatens jim
- someone kills jim
- someone inhabits jim’s body
- someone harms jim
- someone puts jim in danger
- totally illogical shit mccoy says
kirk wants you to know he’s not a babysitter
All tv shows have that one episode that must never, ever be talked about
glee has like 4
Graphs throughout your school career
Oh , hello there sexy one.
Beyoncé’s new Album Passes The 80k Mark In 3 Hours
Obviously there was a method to the madness of not giving any one aheads up about the new album.…
SHE’S ALL OVER ITUNES
HER ALBUMS EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN SECTION ON THE FRONT PAGE
I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ARTIST COME FOR BLOOD LIKE THIS GODDAMN
Star Trek is a fucking romance.
This is so relevant it’s not even funny.