#starfleet issue command tops are made of cobwebs and the dreams of small children (via damespock)
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.
This should always be on my dash!
…can I just cry about how he keeps looking at her after he releases her? Because you’d think he would just walk away, whatever, emotions whatever. But NO. HE FUCKING STARES AT HER LIKE “I WILL RETURN FOR YOU, MY WOMAN, AND WE WILL FRICKLE FRACKLE. MY DING DANG DIDDLY DOO WILL BE IN YOUR ANGEL HAIR PASTA SOON BBY.”
I’m reblogging more for that last comment than the actual photoset. Well done.
when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them
Favorite TOS Episodes:
#4. “A Piece of the Action”
I got your captain and his friends down here. If you wanna see him alive again you’ll send me down a hundred of these fancy heaters ya got. And some troops to show me how to use ‘em… I’m gonna give ya just eight hours to get me the goods I want, or I’m gonna put the hit on your friends.
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Okay but Kirk giving Spock alcohol-filled chocolates for Valentine so that when they eat them they can both get drunk
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
I have realized my mistake
She got them
did it on em
JACKIE U TELL ‘EM U TELL ‘EM
This whole scene is gold. Their faces.
S T A R T R E K “Errand of Mercy”
starring William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, John Colicos, John Abbott, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols
directed by John Newland, written by Gene Coon, created by Gene Roddenberry
50 minutes; original air date March 23, 1967